I'm vindictive by nature... I keep thinking of mean things to do to the stupid girl that turned my birthday from great to bad...
-Ramen seasoning in her shampoo
- change her firefox to where every single video she watches on youtube become the rick roll'd video
- ask "did you dye your hair lately, oh you didn't... weird... it just looks drier than normal"
- mail her a box of poop
-Have Rex steal a kiss from her after he has smoked a pack of cigarettes.
-get that free llama off craigslist and put it in her room.
-send a postsecret in with her picture (eyes blackened out but still obvious to her) that says " I knew I had aids, but still had sex with her
and these are the nicer ones.....
I am only writing this in an attempt to calm down... although... i do like the postsecret one..
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