I want a sarcastic God..

So recently I've been reading the book of Job, and have really been enjoying it. Especially towards the end, when Job is talking with God, and Job is quite angry with God, and for some pretty good reasons, I mean he has been stripped of everything. First I love that Job is Angry with God, you really don't see enough of that in the bible, or at least I don't think you do. The part that comforts me in this is that rather than God yelling at job, God allows Job to be angry! I love that!

Then there is a part a couple chapters later when Job, in his anger, starts getting self righteous. He basically tells God that he doesn't deserve all this crap God gave him, To which God replies "Tell me, in your great wisdom, where you were when the earth's foundation was laid, Surely in you wisdom you know how the dimensions were marked." God continues on like this for a good couple chapters... just full of sarcasm with God being almost like, oh yeah... you know the answer to this right... oh you don't... huh... that's weird... I thought you would... you know because you're all wise and everything...

All this to say, I love a sarcastic God.... Now if I could only get this God to wear a vest.....

Stuff I like right now:

1. Status updates!
2. dry erase markers
3. buying way too many Valentines
4. urban outfitters
5. French vanilla creamer
6. World of Goo on the roomate's Wii
7. finding things to do instead of spending lots of money
   

Stuff I don't like right now:

1. not finishing all my homework
2. spending too much time with one person
3. getting dumb parts in the school play
4. my new alarm clock
   

Girls....

When girls decided to act like guys, why don't they ever decide to act like the nice guys

To all the girls that I've ever screwed over, or made think there was something, when there wasn't; I'm sorry.

If this is any consolation, for every one of you, there is a girl that made me think there was something when there wasn't.

I guess Rob is right. Girls and guys really can't have a strictly platonic relationship.